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10 Funny Weapons Used in Action Movies

Powerful and bizarre weapons are an integral part of action movies, and in many works by skilled professionals, it takes days and months to design and build a weapon. They spend and produce amazing results, but sometimes we come across weird things that are not only scary but also very ridiculous and ineffective.

They are ineffective that cannot be used in the real world, or they are so stupid that they subconsciously bring laughter to your lips.

Death Race 2000 )

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  • Release Year: 1975
  • Director: David Caradin, Sylvester Stallone, Louisa Mortz, Dan Steele, John Landis, Mary Warnaf
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  • points IMDb to movie: 6.2 out of 10
  • Raton Tomitoz rating to movie: 81 out of 100

The death contest ranks tenth on this list for destroying our notions of hand grenades. The story is that Frankenstein, the protagonist of the film, puts a grenade in his glove to explode if he shakes hands with the president.

The grenade explodes in time, we pass, but why should Frankenstein, who plots impeccable strategies throughout the film, devise a plan of terror that kills himself ?!

( Goldfinger )

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  • Release Year: 1964
  • Director: Guy Hamilton
  • Actors: Sean Connery, Honor Blackman, Gareth Foroube, Shirley Eaton, Harold Sakata, Bernard Lee
  • IMDb Score strong> to film: 7.7 out of 10
  • Raton Tomitoz points to film: 99 out of 100

Goldfinger third The film is from the James Bond franchise and since in Iran with H. The screen name is more common among Iranians than "Golden Claw" and that is why we decided to use the original name of the film in this article.

The point is that in this part, Agent 007 must Go to war with a powerful and corrupt capitalist named Eric Goldfinger, but this Mr. Goldfinger has a loyal force called Adjab, which is apparently very dangerous and can handle any crime. It is a gang that uses a weapon for its murders that is hidden in a brimmed hat. You might be wondering where this is ridiculous. The main problem here is that the weapon does not seem reasonable at all here, and the way it works is extremely ridiculous. Cut; Now, everything from human heads to statues!

This strange fantasy does not have the correct and therapeutic logic even in the James Bond movie series, and besides, assuming that we have accepted the supernatural features of the hat, how to throw it It creates a ridiculous situation that is supposed to be scary, but subconsciously brings laughter to your lips. Sword And The Sorcerer )

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  • Year of Release: 1982
  • Director: Albert Pione
  • Actors: Lee Horsey, Kathleen Blair, Simon McCur Kindle, Richard Lynch, Richard Moll, Anthony de Loniz
  • IMDb rating to: 5 6. Out of 10
  • Raton Tomitoz Score: 63 out of 100

The Wizard and the Sword is one of the worst fantasy films of all time. It is not at all strange that the elements are ridiculous and threadlike like a sword There should be three edges.

The evil wizard of an imaginary land decides to destroy the princess and seize the throne. In the meantime, a brave forger arrives and protects the prince with his three-edged sword; So even if you have not seen the film, by reading the summary of the story and even reflecting on the name of the film, you will realize that this weapon plays a key and important role in the film, but the main problem is that the brave warrior of our story did not have to bother himself. Use it!

The design of this weapon is ridiculously rudimentary; Imagine sticking three large steel swords together and hitting the heart of the battlefield. Not only does this not provide an advantage in warfare, but it also takes away from the warrior's high weight and handicap; As a result, with an ordinary sharp and light sword, the owner of the three-edged sword can enter in a few seconds. Of course, despite all this, the director still insists that this is a legendary weapon and must have an influential presence in the story!

7- Magazord in Power Rangers ( Power Rangers )

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  • 2017
  • Director: Dean Israelite
  • Actors: Dicker Montgomery, Naomi Scott, RJ Keiler, Becky Jay, Lodi Lane, Brian Cranston
  • IMDb rating for movie: 5.9 out of 10 li>
  • Raton Tomitoz's rating for the movie: 50 out of 100

Megazord is a weapon that has an effective presence in all versions of Power Rangers, including the 2017 remake. This weapon is actually a giant robot led by the 5 main heroes of the movie. he does. Despite its dread, Megazord has no logical justification and can easily destroy enemies with smaller weapons and a little agility, and there is no need for a weapon the size of a Titanic.

6- Steel teeth in ( Moonraker )

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  • Release Year: 1979
  • Director: Lewis Gilbert
  • Cast:
  • IMDb rating for the film: </6.3>
  • Raton Tomitoz's movie rating: 60 out of 100

Return to the James Bond movie series and We go for one of its strange and inefficient weapons. In The Monorail, the franchise's 11th film, there is a villain named Shark who works for a criminal named Hugo Drax. Honestly, this shark is a better super villain than his boss, but the main problem is that to look scary, he has a ridiculous weapon whose presence in the movie is not justified at all.

Shark has sharp steel teeth With the help of which it is able to fragment any living and non-living being. If Mr. Shark used this ability to break a rope or something like that, it makes good sense, but it's too weird to kill humans.

Why does one have to spend so much money and teeth? Plant a steel for himself to look scary, for example, but his opponent pulls them out of his mouth in a few seconds, or before he even opens his mouth and reveals his hideous appearance with a bullet or a stabbing of the opponent to the land? !

5- Five-Sword in Kroll Movie ( Krull )

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  • Release year: 1983
  • Director:
  • Cast: Kenneth Marshall, List Anthony, Liam Neeson, Bernard Breslau
  • Score IMDb to movie: 6.1 out of 10
  • Raton Tomitoz rating to movie: 32 out of 100
Calvin's five-pointed sword is also one of those weird weapons that, if you will. Rasti was designed, it could have been called one of the most enduring weapons in the history of cinema, but unfortunately, since no ingenuity and delicacy was used in its design, it is extremely ridiculous.

Prince Calvin is supposed to use this sword to kill his wife. Save it from the monster, but worry more about it hurting itself when using the weapon!

The design of this sword is round, and the sharp steel blades are placed around the axis of a hypothetical circle. Since there is no handle for it, there is a possibility that the blades will be hit by the warrior and he must hold the weapon in the hand from one of the blades; Therefore, if we look at the case logically, Calvin not only cannot destroy his stubborn enemies with the help of a sword, but he will die of bleeding in the area with a little delay!

4- Shark repellent spray in Batman movie ( Batman )

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  • Release Year: 1966
  • Director: Leslie H. Martinson
  • Cast: > Adam West, Brett Ward, Lee Mary Weather, Cesar Romero, Burgess Meridet, Frank Gorshin
  • IMDb rating for::/strong> 6.5 out of 10
  • Raton Tomitoz's movie rating: 79 out of 100

The first movie from the popular Batman franchise in the 60's It was made in AD and it is natural that it does not have the quality of today's works and its special effects seem too childish and in some moments ridiculous, but the sequence that we will talk about a little later, even in these circumstances, is very strange and ridiculous. Bat man fans around the world Leslie H. Martinson and Adam West's view of Batman at the time was somewhat ironic and they did not take the character as seriously as they do today; So there were always a few ridiculous weapons in Batman's arsenal that were more humorous and not usually used, but there was a weapon called a shark repellent spray that happened to be used in a sequence.

3- Atomic Man Nails in Superman 4: In Search of Peace ( Superman IV: The Quest For Peace )

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  • Year of publication: 1987
  • Director: Sydney G.. Fury
  • Cast: Christopher Rio, Jane Hackman, Jackie Cooper, Mark McClure, John Krayer, Sam Wana Maker
  • Score > IMDb to movie: 3.7 out of 10
  • Raton Tomitoz rating to movie: 11 out of 100
  • The atomic man is equipped with a strange weapon called the silver nails. It is also very easy to use; He only has to immerse them in Superman's impenetrable skin to inject large amounts of solar energy into his body and destroy him in a fraction of a second.

    There is no doubt that the atomic man's nails are a powerful weapon. But the way it is displayed is extremely strange. Of course, if we want to be honest with ourselves, the fact that the strongest superhero of the earth dies through scratches caused by silver artificial nails, in addition to being strange, is extremely ridiculous!

    With these descriptions, the desired sequence is more than a battle. The breath of a superhero and a villain is similar to the fights and wigs of two children.

    2- Cole Young's armor in the movie Mortal Kombat/strong> )

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      Release: 2021
    • Director: Simon McQueed
    • Cast: Lewis Tan, Joe Taslim, Jessica Mac Nami, Josh Lawson, Lodi Lane, Tadanabu Asano
    • IMDb Score: 6.1 out of 10
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    • Raton Tomitoz's rating for the movie: 55 out of 100

    Mortal Kombat is the latest adaptation of one of the most popular video games in the world and is almost as popular as the fan base. , Has stubborn opponents who believe in the principle It's not the size of the game.

    The story of this episode is based on Cole Young's character and examines the process of becoming a great warrior with superhuman powers. In one part of the film, after Cole Young realizes that his family is being threatened by a guru, he suddenly wears a gold armor with a strange design and becomes a brave fighter.

    The nature of this armor at all It is not strange, and his first task is to protect Young from the terrible blows of the enemy, but since he appears without any background and suddenly and creates supernatural powers in him, he is strange, unbelievable and somewhat ridiculous, and does not correspond to the violent nature of the film. .

    1- T in Toxic Avenger ( The Toxic Avenger )

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    • Year of release: 1984
    • Director: Lloyd Kaufman
    • Cast: Mark Turgel, Mitch Cohen, Andrei Maranda, Rick Collins
    • Score strong> IMDb to movie: 6.2 out of 10
    • Raton Tomitoz rating to movie: 70 out of 100

    Toxic vengeance in its own period a In this section, we do not intend to criticize the script at all, but we are talking about a weapon that is very strange and ridiculous, but it comes to the general atmosphere of the film.

    The story about Melvin the employee It is a sports club that is harassed by a few villains one day, thrown out of a window and landed in a chemical tank. Chemical interactions turn Melvin into an ugly creature that has great power. He decides to use his new and not-so-pleasant traits and destroy the bad guys. Of course, no matter how we look at the story, he is so strong that he can handle any movement with empty hands and he does not need to use T at all, but he usually does not forget T as a good conclusion and ensuring the complete suffocation of the victims!

    It is interesting to know that this classic superhero movie is going to be remade soon and Peter Dinklage will probably appear in the role of Melvin. I'm looking forward to Dinklage's martial arts and acrobatics with T

    • Source: screenrant

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